The only thing dumber than trying to rob an ice cream truck? Trying to rob said truck while on the freeway by using 40s: "Two Novato men were jailed early Wednesday on allegations they repeatedly rammed an ice cream truck on Highway 37 in an attempt to rob the driver ... Both vehicles then pulled off the highway, and three bandits emerged from the Mercury brandishing 40-ounce bottles of liquor as weapons." Someone else then stopped and told them the cops were called. Worst. Robbers. Ever. [MIJ]
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