Adventures in Shilling: This Post is a Jubili Knockoff
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Given the entire nature of the frozen yogurt wars, it's fairly natural that fro-yo shops should resort to the dirty, dirty practice of shilling. We imagine that once a shop is actually cleared to open, it's difficult to differentiate one fro-yo place from the other, especially given that, well, they all seem to have the same logo. With at least four new frozen yogurt shops slated to open in February, the Fillmore's Jubili—just opened in the fall, mind you—wants us all to know who's really the originator, which is quite ironic, seeing as how Jubili can probably be filed under Pinkberry/Red Mango knockoff itself.
Exhibit A comes via the shill cesspool called Yelp; here's a one-star entry, dated 1/29 for the unopened Tuttimelon (apologies for the caps):
"Four Stars OFF automatically! for DECOR!!
Quickly owned JUBILI KNOCK OFF!?!?
They attempted same walls, same tiles (you have to give them a little credit for using a slightly different shade of color), same counter,
BUT probably a SECRET MIX FROM CHINA?!?"
Shill Probability: 40%
But the assaults on Tuttimelon didn't stop on Yelp. A
Chowhound post wondering about the new yogurt shop elicited the following pair of responses:
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Red Mango No-Go: The Teary Signage Epilogue

Following last week's sob story about how North Beach's chain ordinance essentially killed Survivor winner Yul Kwon's bid to open a Red Mango franchise, the above signage now graces the storefront at 527 Columbus Avenue. (Sidebar: Note the similarity in tone to the open letter written by fellow embattled North Beach fro-yo purveyor Honeydoo back in October.) In any event, the signage indicates that Red Mango has pretty much abandoned the idea, and Kwon is on record saying he won't ever try to open another restaurant in the city. Whether or not Red Mango will venture back in San Francisco remains to be seen, but with Pinkberry poised to make a Bay Area run, odds are good that its chief rival Red Mango will want to make a local push at some point. So go the yogurt wars, after all.
· Fro-Yo Wars: Red Mango Denied Entry Into North Beach [~ESF~]
· North Beach ties up 'Survivor' winner [Chron]
Fro-Yo Wars: Red Mango Denied Entry Into North Beach

The above sign graced the Honeydoo storefront back in November.
Turns out that the epic Honeydoo-North Beach controversy of the autumnal months isn't the only frozen yogurt show in the neighborhood, as C.W. Nevius sheds some light on another North Beach fro-yo shitshow, this time in the form of Red Mango. Now, for those unaware, many circles—don't ask of what—consider Red Mango to be the original frozen yogurt shop, even better than one Pinkberry (also en route). The first local outpost of Red Mango—headed by Yul Kwon, winner of Survivor, no less—was supposed to open on the corner of Columbus and Green, but the neighborhood's anti-chain ordinance has since blocked it. So what's the controversy about, you ask? It seems there may be some loopholes:
We Break Down the Swirly Pro and Con, NEXT >>