From: [an anonymous restaurant owner]
Date: Friday, October 26, 2007
To: eater complaints dept.
Subject: YELP? they've got nothing on Citysearch!
While yelp may just suck, Citysearch and their idiot reviewers are the worst out there! How about a "no citysearchers" campaign. I will proudly post the first sign. Who needs a bunch of anorexic bitches sharing a salad in their restaurant anyway? And don't even get me started on the shill factor.
Citysearch is the worst!!!
--Anonymous restaurant owner
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