It's like they work for Google.
Unless you've been living under a rock, you've heard that Larry Ellison and his Oracle compatriots have colonized about half the city for their little mega-convention on Howard Street. Downtown traffic is a shitshow, there were limited eggs Benedict at Canteen this weekend, and their partying ways are angering Daly City, but the good news is that the Oracle kids are being pampered to every detail. From an Oracle tipster comes the above photo of just a few of the different dining options. Folks, that is accommodation.
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