Eater wish you Happy Holiday and Merry Chri—oops.
Lest it slip your mind, allow us to take a moment to remind you of the Eater Holiday Contest: we're offering $100 cash to the man, woman or child who sends in a photo of the most outrageous, notable or simply ridiculous holiday decorations in a local restaurant or bar. We've received several submissions already (see the frosty shitshow above; note the door as well), but we're guessing that at least half of our local restaurants are displaying some form of holiday cheer. Of these, plenty are just so bad they are great, so please do send your photos to firstname.lastname@example.org. We'll be sharing submissions intermittently for the rest of the month and picking a winner by the New Year.
· Eater Contest: Now Accepting Submissions For the "Finest" Holiday Decorations [~ESF~]