If La Taqueria Is Hit By a Quake, Its Employees Will Be Fine

One of the more entertaining things we've come across today is the city-sponsored QuakeQuiz, which includes—you guessed it—a section on how to respond to an earthquake while dining (spoiler: don't keep drinking). As Mission Mission points out, using La Taqueria as the model is indeed rather nerve-wracking, because there will be hell to pay if it actually goes down. What's more, the scenario is made even more odd since the creepy mustachioed dude behind the counter is apparently immune to and unfazed by city-destroying earthquakes.
· QuakeQuiz [.org]
· Earthquake Horrors! [Mission Mission]