Filed under: Alton FAIL by Paolo Nov 13, 2008, 1:38am PST Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Alton FAIL Pocket Flipboard Email Perhaps culinary "genuis" Alton Brown, aka the new spokesperson for Welch's, should also be in charge of the web campaign's copy editing. [~ENY~] More From Eater SF The Latest Federal Judge Throws Out Disability Case Leveled Against Redwood City Restaurant By Paolo Bicchieri Single-Origin Coffee Pop-up Suspends Silicon Valley Counter, and More Closings By Paolo Bicchieri, Lauren Saria, and 1 more Starbucks Workers in Santa Cruz Have Formed California’s First Unionized Stores By Paolo Bicchieri Modern French Brasserie From Mina Group Spinoff TableOne Hospitality to Open in SoMa This Summer By Dianne de Guzman 2 Northern California Starbucks Stores Could Become First in the State to Unionize By Paolo Bicchieri San Francisco Boba Shop Was Allegedly a Front for an International Criminal Operation By Lauren Saria