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You knew something like this was only a matter of time: "For $39, you purchase futures on an awesome 2007 Napa Cabernet currently aging in French oak barrels. The wine will be bottled in August 2009. If the Dow goes down, you get an economic stimulus check of $2 per bottle for every 100 point drop." Then there's the encouraging disclaimer that says if the price per bottle goes below $9, they still have to charge $9 "for legal reasons." [Bailout Wine via UD]

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