The following achievement in prose is the introduction to the Yelp Weekly newsletter, and also more proof that Yelp is actively trying to kill your brain cells. Reading the entire newsletter is like watching a David Lynch movie, except without the brilliance; bold font and italics theirs: "You come to Yelp because you're tired of searching around the city for all the coolest spots in town. You want the inside scoop on where locals just like you want to keep it real. And besides, your best buddy Charles shouldn't get the credit for knowing where to get an authentic burrito or how to dress like George Clooney, are we right? Charles isn't in charge, you are. And thanks to this issue of The Weekly Yelp, you will be." [Yelp]
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