Dessert Puns Gone Terribly Bad: Introducing Kaleidoscoop

Depending on how you look at things, the rash of unfortunately-named froyo shops (which often eschew capitalization), dessert lounges and other various sweet specialists is either incredibly entertaining or incredibly annoying. Either way, a tipster passes along news of a "frozen dessert shop" that might put names like yoCup, Candybar and Candy Darling to shame: currently applying for a change of use permit on Arguello is Kaleidoscoop. The preliminary recommendation for the 12-15 seat quick service restaurant is approval with conditions, and unfortunately, if scoops are involved, it's probably not another Pinkberry clone. Unless, of course, there has been a yogurt breakthrough.