Adventures in Branding: Introducing the Brandy HoMobile

Everyone shield your eyes and say hello.

The technicolor dreamboat you see above was spotted by a tipster in the Castro, near the corner of Hartford and 18th. It's the Ho-Mobile (Ho's-Mobile?), the delivery vehicle for the new Brandy Ho's location on the same block, and evidently, no expenses (or paint colors) were spared in capturing the spirit and epitome of "Old Country Chinese Cooking." Oh, how the San Francisco classics have evolved in the 21st century. Related: even though the Castro location has two separate listings, Yelp is happy to share photos of the bathroom's "Exciting Chrome Bamboo Proximity Sensor Faucet." You're welcome.