Deathwatch Update: Ave G Adds Outdoor Seating, Kinda

Which reminds us: we're still seeking nominations for the Worst Table in Town.

North Beach: Despite the fact—yes, fact; not hyperbole—that there are never any diners inside Avenue G, the folks on the corner of Union and Stockton that maybe, just maybe, someone might want to eat outside. Hence, the fine idea to add some al fresco tables ... two of them. Now, since joining the Deathwatch in the fall, Avenue G has been puttering along in the Eater Hospice for some time now, and while we applaud the idea to shake things up, having a pair of laughable outdoor tables spaced a good 20 feet from anything is ... well, let's just say it won't solve any problems.
· Eater Hospice: Avenue G Offers Four-Day Happy Hour [~ESF~]
· Deathwatch: Avenue G [~ESF~]