Please Be on the Lookout For These Thieving Stick Figures

Above, witness the sketch composed by a robbery victim/blogger of a couple who sidled up to another couple at a local wine bar and then proceeded to sneakily swipe a wallet and iPhone from a purse. Consider it a reminder to keep an eye your personal items whilst out and about. In any event, kindly watch out for the two characters above, or as Eater HQ has affectionately dubbed them, Maria Shriver and Flava Flav.
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