It's been a while since we've revisited Adventures in Shilling (send in your submissions!), but a tipster points us toward some epic ridiculousness going on at the Yelp page for Oakland's newish Ave Restaurant. A sampling of the shamelessness at work over at the shilly cesspool that is Yelp: "Great food. Delicious drinks. Great people and good vibes. Always a good time. You'll always feel taken care. The Jerk Chicken is to die for! If you like spicy food, definitely give it a try! Food served until 11 every night! Can't go wrong!" [Yelp]
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