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Obama Goes to Denny's

2009_06_dennys.jpgJust in time for the release of Food Inc., The Onion brings the "news" that Obama has drastically scaled back his goals for America after visiting his local Denny's. Choice quote from the faux-report: "What I saw at Denny's made me realize how much I have overestimated the American people. Before we reclaim global leadership, we must first stop eating six sausages and a pound of eggs covered in syrup for breakfast, and we must stop leaving the house in sweatpants." [The Onion]