Are you eager, meticulous, and overflowing with wit and humor? Do you read Eater on a daily, or perhaps, obsessive basis? If so, this opportunity may be for you. We're looking for interns with journalism in their blood to join the Eater party ASAP. Internship responsibilities may include, but not be limited to (a) dashing around SF to the scene of breaking news, (b) creating and maintaining organized systems for industry-related info, and (c) undertaking onerous, potentially soul-crushing, research projects. The pay shall be zero dollars and some drink (proper ID req'd); the glory, extreme; the possibility for this to grow into a writing position, plausible. Timing's very flexible. Interested persons should send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org with a brief description of yourself and your interest in the gig. No attachments, please. If we like what we see, we'll get back to you quickly. Thanks.