SF Gate's Mark Morford has penned this delightful ditty explaining why he would never want to be the VP of McDonald's, Taco Bell, or any other "garbage food megacorp." Morford spends a good deal of time describing KFC's Double Down sandwich, the creation that inspired his rant. Notable among the multitude of similes and metaphors:
"It's like a wild kingdom in your mouth! It's like a toxic zoo in your colon! It's like a suicide note from what's left of your brain! "If you eat this, you are a complete and total idiot, and we're through. Signed, You."As time permits, go for this enjoyable Friday read. [SF Gate]
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