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KFC.egg  on AviarySF Gate's Mark Morford has penned this delightful ditty explaining why he would never want to be the VP of McDonald's, Taco Bell, or any other "garbage food megacorp." Morford spends a good deal of time describing KFC's Double Down sandwich, the creation that inspired his rant. Notable among the multitude of similes and metaphors:

"It's like a wild kingdom in your mouth! It's like a toxic zoo in your colon! It's like a suicide note from what's left of your brain! "If you eat this, you are a complete and total idiot, and we're through. Signed, You."
As time permits, go for this enjoyable Friday read. [SF Gate]

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