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Welcome%20To%20Dolores%20Park.jpgUptown Almanac has a nice big shot of the new list of regulations that just went up in Dolores Park, where brown-bagged booze, pot chocolate sales, and a general state of controlled chaos are par for the course on glorious days like today. Our favorite new "rules": smoking is prohibited, "no alcohol or glass containers," and "this park is a drug-free zone." How does a city go about enforcing dictates that dozens, sometimes even hundreds of people are breaking in tandem? Is a "meth and crack prohibited" sign in the Tenderloin next? [UA]