Saturn's Sliders!

Carnivores aren't the only ones who get sliders. At Berkeley's Saturn Cafe, vegetarians and vegans can indulge in novelty food, too! I like to eat these while pretending I'm a Giant. They're also good if you have an eating disorder. Actually, if that's the case, you should probably just eat nothing. I joke, definitely eat one because you gotta keep that metabolism up to burn calories. I joke again—go to a doctor, for real.