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A Craigslist ad announces a 30-year-old Noe Valley pizza restaurant with a beer and wine license is looking for a buyer. Apparently the spot rakes in $100k/year, and you can sign an NDA to get the skinny. The most likely contenders are Twin Peaks (est. 1986), and Haystack Pizza ("since 1972). Your guesses in the comments. [Craigslist via Noe ValleySF]