The annual nuisance known as SantaCon is less than three days away. This Saturday, thousands of San Franciscans will don cheap Santa Claus suits, get totally obliterated on beer and schnapps, and wander the streets looking for other costumed buffoons to cavort with. If you go outside at any time on Saturday, you will probably see at least a few of these jokers disturbing the peace.
Since these shabby revelers tend to stumble around at eating and drinking establishments the most, Eater has created three signs to help protect the restaurant and bar owners of this city — and their customers.
No Santas: Go Back to the North Pole
Drunk Santas Not Welcome
We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to Drunk Santas
Just download one of these signs, print it out, tape it to the window of your restaurants, and BOOM — no drunk Santas on Saturday. Consider this an early Christmas gift from your good friends at Eater.
And if you see any of these signs hanging in the window of your favorite restaurant, snap a picture and send it to firstname.lastname@example.org or tweet @EaterSF. We will publish a gallery on Monday.