Strippers With Steak, Pot in Peanut Butter

STRIPPER WIRE — Combining two concepts that should really never be seen together—steak and strippers—the Penthouse Club & Steakhouse (412 Broadway) has set its debut for March 15. Adult superstar Jenna Jameson will not be appearing at the grand opening, as had been previously speculated, but patrons will be able to order their meat pink in the middle while they ogle Penthouse Pet of this year, Jenna Rose, and Sabrina Maree, the Pet of a random month in 2010. Bon appetit! [Grub Street; EaterWire]

CRIME — Damn, Skippy is apparently a really bad place to try and hide your weed at the Oakland Airport. This week, TSA officials nabbed a dude for doing just that. And they've seen the same shenanigans before...with the very same brand of peanut butter! [NBC Bay Area]

THE SHUTTER — Medjool (2522 Mission) is closing its dining room for a while or forever, but the roof will stay open for the time being. There's more afoot that owner Gus Murad is not yet revealing, but it could amount to a change of ownership or other drastic changes. [ISSF]

POP-UPS — Out in Dogpatch, Just For You (732 22nd St.) is now host to Guido on Wednesday and Thursday nights. Though the Jersey Shore fist-pumping jokes just write themselves, this seriously sounds like a nice casual Italian meal possibility, cooked by Vertigo bartender Derek Burke and wife Stephanie Magalhaes, who works at Just For You. [Tablehopper]