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We'd be lying if we said we didn't feel a little bit of schadenfreude when it comes to The Battery's spate of kitchen issues. The private, members-only club founded by tech millionaires Michael and Xochi Birch has lost both its chef (Alain Ducasse alum Jason Arbusto) and general manager Tex Doughty since opening less than a month ago. Rudy's Can't Fail Cafe partner Jeffery Bischoff is the new GM, while Alison Arth will be acting food and beverage manager until a new executive chef is found. In the meantime, maybe they can sous-vide dinner in their fancy hot tub. [Inside Scoop]