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Have you seen this donkey? Last Wednesday, a bandit at Bernal Heights' Rock Bar made off with the donkey toy pictured at right, the bar's unofficial mascot. Bar manager Brion Nuda Rosch says all will be forgiven if the thief steps forward and returns the donkey: "No questions asked...we never judge innocent drunk decisions and only rarely do we judge actual drunks." [The Bold Italic]