Filed under: WTF Wire by Grant Marek Apr 5, 2013, 4:30am PDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: WTF Wire Pocket Flipboard Email ICYMI: Anna "Our Favorite Editor Of All-Time Ever" Roth wrote a non-April Fools story about a (yawwwwwn) semen cocktail book. Annnnnnnd we'll let Anna take it from here. [SFWeekly] More From Eater SF Sign up for the newsletter Eater SF Sign up for our newsletter. Thanks for signing up! Check your inbox for a welcome email. Email (required) By submitting your email, you agree to our Terms and Privacy Notice. You can opt out at any time. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply. Subscribe The Latest Chefs at Former Museum Cafe Debut New Berkeley Location By Dianne de Guzman This Is What Bay Area Health Officials Say About the Latest COVID Surge, and the Impact on Dining By Paolo Bicchieri Meet the Chef Behind the Richmond Restaurant Where Ramen is Religion By Paolo Bicchieri Fast-Food Employees Strike in Sacramento Over Broken Air Conditioner, High Temps in Store By Dianne de Guzman East Bay Cambodian Hit Nyum Bai Has Served Its Final Meals (For Now), and More Closings By Paolo Bicchieri, Lauren Saria, and 1 more This Prime Valencia Street Space Will be Taken Over by a San Mateo Ramen Legend By Paolo Bicchieri