And also... your Eater SF guest editor for this lovely Friday afternoon! Normally I'm your favorite West Coast Senior Editor over at Thrillist.com who writes about adorable 4-year-olds who invent the world's greatest bowl of cereal, or the best college bars in the country, but today I'm taking a break from all of that horribly taxing work to fill in for the prodigious Allie Pape, who is off fighting an intergalactic war against the Dark Side. Probably.
Helloooo. I'm your caaar.
by Grant Marek