A Dunkin' Beyoncé Parody; Yelpers' Top Restaurants

NORCAL—This pretty-much-perfect parody of Beyoncé's "Drunk in Love" is called "Dunkin' Love," and it exhorts Dunkin' Donuts to get its butt to the Bay Area (which it is doing, albeit slowly). [Gawker]

SAN FRANCISCO—An arbitrary Yelp listicle of the top 100 restaurants in the U.S. (based on their ratings, of course) notched seven SF entries: Gary Danko (#9), Lou's Cafe (#40), Roxie Food Center (#43), Arizmendi Bakery (#53), Ike's Place (#59), Kokkari (#87), and The Codmother Fish & Chips (#93). That list should tell you pretty much everything you need to know about the quality of Yelp reviews. [~ EN ~]

THE MISSION—Carsons, the bar that's set to replace Charanga in the Mission, has decided to change its name to Gashead Tavern. They're targeting late March. [Tablehopper]

TEMESCAL—It's Sriracha Madness tonight at Homeroom, which is serving a mac and cheese with locally made, barrel-aged Sosu sriracha. [EaterWire]