As with anything new and good in this line-loving city, you're going to have to wait a minute for one of Wise Sons' bagel sandwiches. Apprise yourself of the menu below for maximum bagel expediency.
Choose from a curated variety of bagel flavors, then snag a shmear. Or go for the gold with one of their stacked bagel sandwiches, like the bodega egg and cheese with the added option of crispy pastrami. There's also freshly baked bread to take home, and plenty of Intelligentsia coffee.
So, go forth and bagel, San Francisco.