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Clusterfest, comedy’s answer to music festivals like Outside Lands, is gearing up for a second year in Civic Center, and it’s just released a very serious, no-joke lineup of food options.
On top of the event’s 70 comedians and musicians — headliners are The Lonely Island, TrevorNoah, Jon Stewart, and Amy Schumer — the festival is bringing back replicas of Paddy’s Pub from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and a county fair inspired by South Park, with food that’s a serious cut above whatever it is Chef slops onto trays at South Park Elementary.
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Last year’s food showing was a serious trip, with cooking demos including a chili cook-off between Sarah and Evan Rich (Rich Table) and Matt Accarrino (SPQR), with Top Chef Melissa King and brooke Williamson breaking down a pig in some kind of tribute to South Park’s ManBearPig episode.
But this year, it looks like Clusterfest has cut back on those showcases — with the exception of Paddy’s Pub and South Park — scrapping the Seinfeld diner and “soup nazi” stand of last year. The focus will be on the comedians and musicians onstage, with stars like Tiffany Haddish, David Cross, Maria Bamford, and even music from Third Eye Blind. For a bit of culinary crossover, there’s Action Bronson, the rapper and host of Viceland food show F*ck, That’s Delicious.
The list of food options is not as long as the seemingly endless list of snacks found at massive events like Outside Lands, but it’s a strong group, including Dosa’s hot new East Bay sibling Dosa by Dosa and beloved cheeseboys from Kronnerburger. And naturally, there’s rum ham.
Have a gander below:
South Park County Fair Menu
Whistlin’ Willy’s by Little Star Pizza
Deep Dish Cheese Slice
Deep Dish Sausage Slice
Thin Crust Cheese Slice
Thin Crust Sausage Slice
Tweek Bros. by Johnny Doughnuts
Doughnut Sundae
“Dem Donuts” 3 Pack
Powdered Pancake Doughnuts
Espresso
Les Bos curated by mixologist Ethan Terry
Chili Con Carnival
Cuervo Especial, Ancho Reyes, Stiegl Radler Grapefruit Beer finished with Tears of Unfathomable SadnessScuzzlebutt
Boodles Gin, Celery Juice, Creme de Peche, Lime, MintGingervitus
Bushmills, Top Hat Ginger, Lemon, Bitters and SoulCasa Bonita by Tres Lounge and Mexican Kitchen
Chicken or Beef Tacos
Nachos
Elote
Paddy’s Pub Menu
Rum Ham with Beer
Spiced ham sandwich with tomatoes & lettuce on french roll, served with a beerBagged Spaghetti with Vitamin Balls
Spaghetti noodles with marinara sauce, meatballs, & parmesan cheeseDenim Chicken
Chicken tenders with tater totsThe Wurst Pretzel
Bratwurst on a pretzel bun with sauerkrautTachos
Tater tots with nacho cheese, jalapenos, and roasted salsaAlley Almonds
Spicy almondsMiller Lite
Saint Archer IPA
Crispin Cider
Blue Moon
Citrus Mistress
Alphadelic IPA
Cuervo Margarita
Cuervo Paloma
Cuervo Diablo
Local Restaurant Vendors
Aburaya: Fried Chicken Rice Bowl, Vegan Drumstix Bowl, Fried Cauliflower
Curry Up Now: Sexy Fries, Chicken Tikka, Paneer Tikka, Hella Vegan Burritos or Bowls, Samosas, Mango Lassi
Dosa by Dosa: Pani Poori, Sprouted Mung and Lentil Salad, Lassi
The Farmer’s Wife: Albacore Tuna Melt, Stone Fruit & Wildflower Honey Melt, Heritage Pork Chorizo & Chimichurri Melt, Avocado & Sauerkraut Melt
Gerard’s Paella: Chicken and Shrimp Paella
Glaze Teriyaki: Grilled Chicken, Salmon or Steak Teriyaki Bowls, Shishito Peppers, Spicy Yaki Wings
Gourmet Faire: Beef or Chicken Gyros, Homemade Corn Dogs, Crab Garlic Fries, Beer Battered Garlic Fries
Homestead Cookies: Chocolate Chip Cookie, Hot Chocolate, Cold Brew Coffee, Hot Coffee, Tea
Hookt Doughnuts: Cinnamon Sugar, Powdered Sugar, Maple Bacon, Oreo Cookies, Hot Coffee or Cold Brew
Humphry Slocombe: Gabba Gabba Hey! Sundae, Munchies Sundae, Various Scoops of Ice Cream
Homeslice: Tumblin’ Dice Pizza Slice, Wrecking Ball, Dead Flowers Organic Salad, Dark Side Portobello
Island Noodles: Island Noodles with or without Teriyaki Chicken, Island Slaw
Itani Ramen: Chicken Ramen, Veggie Ramen, Furikake Waffle Fries
Kronnerburger: Kronnerburger, CheeseBoy, Fries, Vegan Chili Cheese Fries, Vegan Impossible Burger
Poki Time: Tuna Poke Bowls
The Pop Nation: Ice Pops
Proposition Kitchen: Fried Chicken Sandwich, French Fries
Rocko’s Ice Cream Tacos: Ice Cream Taco, Ice Cream Cake Pop, SMORE Taco, Frozen Bananas
Ruru Kitchen: Superbowl, Moringa Protein, Machu Bowl, Acai Bowl, Plata Bowl, Mango-Goji Smoothie
Señor Sisig: The Señor Sisig Burrito, Sisig Tacos
Southpaw BBQ & Brewery: Smoked Pulled Pork Sandwich, Smoked Brisket Sandwich, Smoked Pulled Jackfruit Sandwich, Coleslaw
Woodhouse Fish Company: Lobster Roll, Clam Chowder, Bread Bowl
Clusterfest will again be held at Civic Center Plaza and Bill Graham Civic Auditorium, from Friday, June 1 to Sunday, June 3. Passes are on sale, with single-day tickets start at $99 and single-day VIP starts at $249.50. Three-day general admission is $274.50 and VIP packages start at $599.50.