Teetotalers, or those who don't drink alcohol, can be a confusing lot. They have no beer guts. They never get hangovers. And they sometimes drink...mocktails. Let's pause and take a moment for the permanent or temporary teetotalers out there. Proving that San Francisco has much more to offer than syrupy sweet Shirley Temples, and embarrassingly named mocktails, we give you A Teetotaler's Guide To 'Drinking' In San Francisco: a map to excellent non-alcoholic beverages, available in drinking establishments across San Francisco.